I would love nothing more than to verify his first name, and then say, “Right!
You’re the guy I talked to on OKCupid who asked me about my pubic hair, and when I wouldn’t answer, you called me fat!
When there was a chance I was going to play along and tell him about my pubic hair and sex drive, I wasn’t fat then.
And his messages came through so fast, it’s not like he was studying my profile and then made this soul-searching decision.
Sometimes I “have an awesome profile” and other times I’m “gorgeous.” I always feel it necessary to send, at very least, a thank you.